Sunday, July 18, 2010

OWL Head

Cody can turn his head all the way around, just like an owl. (Or so he thinks)

Fakers

Cousin Jarum: Transformers shoot out little Yakky people. Cody how do little Yakky people act, and what do they look like?

Cody: They don't act they're fake. I just push a button and they pull the trigger and start shooting. They look like little soldiers, like the little soldiers that are on Woody. (Toy Story) But they are different because they have little costumes on. Sometimes they turn to real. To real gold. That's all the stuff they do.

Doot doot doot

Aunt Heidi: Cody, what do you think we should name our baby girl?

Cody: I don't know...I like Brylee, and Baby Tate name, and a Dallin name,... and I don't know what else names.

Aunt Heidi: We were wondering what kind of cool toys we should get her, what do you think??

Cody: How about a baby piano. So she can play it, like doot doot doot doot.

Uncle Eric: What its going to take for your dad to get his first deer??

Cody: Some bullets with a good shoot gun. You sneak very closely then shoot it. You go right by it's leg and point the gun up and shoot right at the deer. And catch it.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Yackky People

Grandma: Hey Cody, What do you want to do for your Birthday?

Cody: Uh, A tractor, two of them. A toy bumblebee that can change into the transformer, and I want the transformer that sucks in everything and blows out his behind. And I turn it on and it starts blowing at my face. And do you know what comes out the front of it? Little Yackky people. They are fake and they just have swords. They shoot out the front of it. When it starts blowing only in a touch when it blows when I feel one go like PSSST they stick onto me and that means they are coming and I'm covered in them and they get bigger and bigger. I also want the little guy, the little transformer.

Grandma: How come Mom and Dad get eaten by your rattlesnakes, but you and Dallin don't?

Cody: Because

Grandma: What are you going to do in California later this summer?

Cody: I'm going to get some snow skis that I can ride down a high mountain and go really fast. And I'm going to jump off the top of the house boat. Then I'm going to go in the little tube behind the boat. Then I'm going to go ice skating then I'm going to play with Cameron's Grand Central train station.

Building a New House

Uncle Todd: I was thinking about building a new house but I need to come up with some cool ideas. Can you help me decide what kinds of things I should build into my house?

Cody: A bathroom and a TV and a floor and some stairs amd maybe walls. Pictures of all your stuff and blinds and make a bed. And a big swimsuit and take your swimsuit so we can go swimming and put an alarm in your house and a fence and a dresser and some fans and some lights and some rooms and some cups, tools, work out with your tools and excercising stuff and some doors.

Uncle Todd: Should I build a moat around it?

Cody: Uh Yeah, so you can put fish and sharks in it. I mean not sharks, crabs. You must put crabs in his water. He must put sea horses in his water.

Uncle Todd: Should I have secret rooms? I can't decide anything and that is why I need your help.

Cody: Yes, I'm going to have secret rooms too and a secret door that's magic. And do you know what I say to make it open? Abracadabra. And the door is invisible, only Dallin and me can see it. But if you put your hands on it you can feel it and if you just ask what the secret word is I'll just tell them. And do you know what is on my door. A storm collecture. Thats something that makes storms just go Whoosh and it blows them away. My house is all the way up in the clouds and I'll buy some magic beans and I'll just water them and water them until it's big enough to go up to my house.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Rattlesnakes in My Swimming Pool

Do you know what my underwater spider likes to eat? Crabs. I'm going to get some rattlesnakes and put them in my swimming pool. Then, when I jump in the rattlesnakes aren't going to bite me because Dallin's going to teach them how to be nice. But if Mommy jumps into the rattlesnakes will just go over and eat her.
Daddy, I said when we got the iron Man stickers, I told you I'm going to push you into my rattlesnake pool.

Q: What do you feed your rattlesnakes?

A: I feed them with fish, they just love fish.

Q: What kind of fish?

A: UHH ratlesnake fish.

Q: Where is your rattlesnake swimming pool?

A: It's up on top of my roof when I grow up, it takes all day long to climb up there.

Q: Does any thing else live in your rattlesnake pool?

A: Yeah Sharks that eat little girls. The rattlesnakes are at the top and the sharks are just in the same swimming pool.
Katy: Cody, how much does your invisible spray cost?

Cody: $500

Katy: What store do you buy it at?

Cody: At the spray store, the invisible one. Yeah and it has a picture where someone sprays it on him and BOOM, He's invisible.