Sunday, July 18, 2010

OWL Head

Cody can turn his head all the way around, just like an owl. (Or so he thinks)

Fakers

Cousin Jarum: Transformers shoot out little Yakky people. Cody how do little Yakky people act, and what do they look like?

Cody: They don't act they're fake. I just push a button and they pull the trigger and start shooting. They look like little soldiers, like the little soldiers that are on Woody. (Toy Story) But they are different because they have little costumes on. Sometimes they turn to real. To real gold. That's all the stuff they do.

Doot doot doot

Aunt Heidi: Cody, what do you think we should name our baby girl?

Cody: I don't know...I like Brylee, and Baby Tate name, and a Dallin name,... and I don't know what else names.

Aunt Heidi: We were wondering what kind of cool toys we should get her, what do you think??

Cody: How about a baby piano. So she can play it, like doot doot doot doot.

Uncle Eric: What its going to take for your dad to get his first deer??

Cody: Some bullets with a good shoot gun. You sneak very closely then shoot it. You go right by it's leg and point the gun up and shoot right at the deer. And catch it.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Yackky People

Grandma: Hey Cody, What do you want to do for your Birthday?

Cody: Uh, A tractor, two of them. A toy bumblebee that can change into the transformer, and I want the transformer that sucks in everything and blows out his behind. And I turn it on and it starts blowing at my face. And do you know what comes out the front of it? Little Yackky people. They are fake and they just have swords. They shoot out the front of it. When it starts blowing only in a touch when it blows when I feel one go like PSSST they stick onto me and that means they are coming and I'm covered in them and they get bigger and bigger. I also want the little guy, the little transformer.

Grandma: How come Mom and Dad get eaten by your rattlesnakes, but you and Dallin don't?

Cody: Because

Grandma: What are you going to do in California later this summer?

Cody: I'm going to get some snow skis that I can ride down a high mountain and go really fast. And I'm going to jump off the top of the house boat. Then I'm going to go in the little tube behind the boat. Then I'm going to go ice skating then I'm going to play with Cameron's Grand Central train station.

Building a New House

Uncle Todd: I was thinking about building a new house but I need to come up with some cool ideas. Can you help me decide what kinds of things I should build into my house?

Cody: A bathroom and a TV and a floor and some stairs amd maybe walls. Pictures of all your stuff and blinds and make a bed. And a big swimsuit and take your swimsuit so we can go swimming and put an alarm in your house and a fence and a dresser and some fans and some lights and some rooms and some cups, tools, work out with your tools and excercising stuff and some doors.

Uncle Todd: Should I build a moat around it?

Cody: Uh Yeah, so you can put fish and sharks in it. I mean not sharks, crabs. You must put crabs in his water. He must put sea horses in his water.

Uncle Todd: Should I have secret rooms? I can't decide anything and that is why I need your help.

Cody: Yes, I'm going to have secret rooms too and a secret door that's magic. And do you know what I say to make it open? Abracadabra. And the door is invisible, only Dallin and me can see it. But if you put your hands on it you can feel it and if you just ask what the secret word is I'll just tell them. And do you know what is on my door. A storm collecture. Thats something that makes storms just go Whoosh and it blows them away. My house is all the way up in the clouds and I'll buy some magic beans and I'll just water them and water them until it's big enough to go up to my house.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Rattlesnakes in My Swimming Pool

Do you know what my underwater spider likes to eat? Crabs. I'm going to get some rattlesnakes and put them in my swimming pool. Then, when I jump in the rattlesnakes aren't going to bite me because Dallin's going to teach them how to be nice. But if Mommy jumps into the rattlesnakes will just go over and eat her.
Daddy, I said when we got the iron Man stickers, I told you I'm going to push you into my rattlesnake pool.

Q: What do you feed your rattlesnakes?

A: I feed them with fish, they just love fish.

Q: What kind of fish?

A: UHH ratlesnake fish.

Q: Where is your rattlesnake swimming pool?

A: It's up on top of my roof when I grow up, it takes all day long to climb up there.

Q: Does any thing else live in your rattlesnake pool?

A: Yeah Sharks that eat little girls. The rattlesnakes are at the top and the sharks are just in the same swimming pool.
Katy: Cody, how much does your invisible spray cost?

Cody: $500

Katy: What store do you buy it at?

Cody: At the spray store, the invisible one. Yeah and it has a picture where someone sprays it on him and BOOM, He's invisible.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Questions From Jeff and Rebecca

Q: Cody, does your invisible spray work when you are in the water or does it get washed off?

A: It gets washed off, so the sharks can see you, but sometimes the invisible spray works in water only where the sharks are. You know what I'm going to get? A pet shark and I'm going to put it in my swimming pool. And do you know what my pet shark can do? Float on water. and my little fishies can float on water. Do you know what an appetizer little fish does? They tickle you. I'm going to get some of those fish and they'll tickle me when I'm in the swimming pool.

Q: Where do you get your invisible spray?

A: UH, at the store, I buy it. And do you know what I do with the spray? I put the magic stuff in, a little bit of magic stuff from my hand when I open the lid from the invisible spray and I put a little bit of invisible pray on my shark so it can float on the water cause it's magic.

Q:It sounds pretty cool, can anybody use it?

A: Only my brother can, no other girls and other boys just my brother and my shark. If they just ask I put it on them if they just ask. Do you know what Shirt I'm going to get? One that has nail clippers on it, I can pull the nail clippers off and clip my nails. I'm like covered in nail clippers. And do you know what else I'm going to get? Shorts with nail clippers on them. Do you know what happens to bad guys who take those with the nail clippers on them? The nail clippers turn into needles. Do you know what happens when the bad guys touch em? They melt.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

4th of July

Tonight as we were watching the fireworks Cody's imagination started going crazy. I'll see if I can remember how he was telling the stories.

One day I'm going to put some shrinking potion in my ear and then I'll crawl into the fireworks and I'll just go up and explode in it and I'll have a parchute. Then Dallin, I'll come home with the parachute glued to my back and you can hrow me off the deck and I'll just float down and I'll still be little.

I'm going to buy all the fireworks in the whole earth and set them off in my house, and I'm going to take glue and glue telescopes to the ceilings and when a tormado(tornado) comes I'm going to look through the telescopes into outer space and see what makes the tormados.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Invisible Spray

Q: Tell us about your invisible spray.

A: The invisible spray and the ghost spray makes me a ghost.

Q: When do you use your invisible spray?

A: When a moose was looking this way and I just spray it all around me and then I run when the moose is running. And then I spray the ghost spray on so I can fly right over it. And I have something poisonous that smells like moose food and the moose just goes back there and he smells it and he just explodes right away. And, do you know when I put the ghost spray on? When lions at the jungle is they just look at me I just hurry and put the ghost spray on and I just go OOOH OOOH and I'll just keep chasing the lion. And he will just keep keep running and I'll just say OOOH OOOOH.

Q: Is the Moose in the jungle?

A: Uh Yeah, and I do it every time I see a honey bee pie. Every time the bees are eating a pie at my house I put the invisible spray on.

Q: How did the moose get to the jungle?

A: It just ran away from its family?

Q: What about your shrinking potion?

A: I do that when my boys do the same thing. I do what my boys do.

Q: Who are your boys?

A: Their names is Dallin and Cody.

Q: So they're your kids?

A: Yeah, my kids.

Q: Where did your kids come from?

A: UHH Africa.

Q: How did you get them here from Africa?

A: Uh if some other people were selling their kids I would just come to their house and get their kids. And I would just come to Africa and I would be their Dad.